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A rustic platter of succulent, dark-golden-brown spiced beef chunks glistening with glaze, nestled on a wooden board surrounded by roasted root vegetables, fresh rosemary sprigs, and cracked black pepper. Soft sunlight highlights the meat’s charred edges and moist interior, with steam rising gently.

Lord of the Rings Balin’s Spiced Beef

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A deeply flavorful, slow-cooked spiced beef dish inspired by Balin of the dwarves in Lord of the Rings — rich, aromatic, and perfect for fantasy fans and home cooks alike.

  • Total Time: 3 hours 35 minutes
  • Yield: 6 servings

Ingredients

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  • 2 lbs beef chuck roast, cut into 2-inch chunks
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 yellow onion, diced
  • 3 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 tbsp honey
  • 1 tbsp brown sugar
  • 1 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 tsp ground cloves
  • 1/2 tsp ground allspice
  • 1/2 tsp smoked paprika
  • 1/4 tsp black pepper
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 1/2 cup beef broth
  • 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar
  • 2 sprigs fresh rosemary
  • 2 carrots, sliced
  • 2 parsnips, sliced

Instructions

  1. Heat olive oil in a heavy Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Sear beef chunks on all sides until deeply browned. Remove and set aside.
  2. Reduce heat to medium, add onion and garlic; cook 3–4 minutes until soft.
  3. Stir in honey, brown sugar, cinnamon, cloves, allspice, paprika, pepper, and salt — cook 1 minute until fragrant.
  4. Return beef to pot. Add beef broth, apple cider vinegar, and rosemary. Bring to a simmer, cover, and transfer to a 325°F oven for 2.5 hours.
  5. Remove lid, add carrots and parsnips, return to oven uncovered for 30–45 minutes until vegetables are tender and sauce is slightly reduced.
  6. Strain and reduce sauce by half if desired for glaze. Serve warm.

Notes

  • For deeper flavor, chill overnight and reheat before serving.
  • Substitute beef with seitan or king oyster mushrooms for a vegetarian version.
  • Serve with mashed potatoes, crusty bread, or buckwheat mash for an authentic dwarven touch.
  • Prep Time: 20 minutes
  • Cook Time: 3 hours 15 minutes
  • Method: Oven-braised
  • Cuisine: Medieval-inspired / Fantasy
  • Diet: None specified

Nutrition

  • Serving Size: 1 cup beef with 1/2 cup veggies
  • Calories: 380 Kcal
  • Sugar: 9g
  • Sodium: 420mg
  • Fat: 20g
  • Saturated Fat: 7g
  • Unsaturated Fat: 11g
  • Trans Fat: 0g
  • Carbohydrates: 28g
  • Fiber: 4g
  • Protein: 32g
  • Cholesterol: 95mg
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