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The Last of Us Joel's Survivor's Coffee - realistic post-apocalyptic scene with a rustic coffee mug on a worn wooden table, nature reclaiming the background.

The Last of Us Joel’s Survivor’s Coffee

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Experience the gritty flavor of The Last of Us Joel’s Survivor’s Coffee, a bold and hearty post-apocalyptic-inspired beverage perfect for fueling your adventures or enjoying a strong caffeine fix. This survival-style coffee combines rich cocoa, smoky spices, and warming cinnamon to create a uniquely robust drink that embodies resilience and flavor.

  • Total Time: 15 minutes
  • Yield: 2 servings

Ingredients

Scale
  • 1 cup of dark roast coffee beans (for a bold flavor)
  • 2 tablespoons of cocoa powder (adds richness and depth)
  • 1 teaspoon of smoked paprika (for smoky undertones)
  • 1 teaspoon of cinnamon (warmth and spice)
  • 1 tablespoon of brown sugar or honey (natural sweetness)
  • 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract (complex aroma)
  • 1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper (optional, for heat)
  • Fresh water
  • Optional: a splash of bulletproof butter or coconut oil for extra energy

Instructions

  1. Start by grinding your dark roast coffee beans to a medium-coarse consistency.
  2. In a pot, add 2 cups of water and bring it to a boil.
  3. Stir in the cocoa powder, smoked paprika, cinnamon, brown sugar, and vanilla extract until well combined.
  4. Once boiling, add the ground coffee and reduce heat to a simmer.
  5. Allow to simmer for about 4 minutes, stirring occasionally.
  6. Strain the coffee into a mug, removing the grounds and spices.
  7. If desired, add a splash of bulletproof butter or coconut oil for an extra boost of energy.
  8. Enjoy hot, with optional whipped cream for added richness.

Notes

  • For a quicker brew, use a French press or AeroPress for a richer flavor extraction.
  • Adjust spice levels to taste for milder or spicier coffee.
  • Store leftovers in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to 24 hours; reheat before drinking.
  • Author: Serena Miller
  • Prep Time: 5 minutes
  • Cook Time: 10 minutes
  • Category: Beverages
  • Method: Stovetop brewing
  • Cuisine: Post-apocalyptic survival
  • Diet: Vegetarian

Nutrition

  • Serving Size: 1 cup
  • Calories: 80-120 Kcal
  • Sugar: 8-12 grams
  • Sodium: 15-30 mg
  • Fat: 3-5 grams
  • Saturated Fat: 2 grams
  • Unsaturated Fat: 1-3 grams
  • Trans Fat: 0 grams
  • Carbohydrates: 10-15 grams
  • Fiber: 2 grams
  • Protein: 1-2 grams
  • Cholesterol: 0 mg
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